“We invested in education to the extent possible we could and thus the results are there for all to see”, so said a modest Ambassador from Israel. “No magic at all”, observed Ambassador Goldberger in a commanding voice. Listening to this, the hall reverberated with non-stop clapping for a few minutes that it demanded in fact.

The United Marxist Leninists senior leader (?) Madhav Nepal has made it a habit of blaming the Unified Maoists Party for killing the only living witness, Amar Lama in the death of Communist Leader Madan Bhandari. Selected few Communists in Nepal believe that Bhandari had been killed rather than his death being an accidental one.

“We used to think that the Maoist’s were a ferocious tiger,” so said Chairman Jhal Nath Khanal and added, “We were mistaken. They instead turned out to be a jackal.” He continued to criticize the Unified Maoists. But yet this must be taken as a grand revelation.

Leader Krishna Bahadur Mahara of Unified Maoists who is presumed as ‘an Indian agent under the disguise of a friend of China’ by the leaders from the NCP-Maoist led by Baidya camp has offered Nepal’s former King Gyanendra Shah a ticket in the forthcoming constituent assembly election. Very very juicy news.

“The Nepali Congress is still analyzing its present condition. Khil Raj Regmi too is mulling over the possibility of prolonging his term in government and the election commission is trying its best to foil the election by forwarding this or that provision. The President too is unwilling to hold the election because he knows that it will also bring an end to his term”.

Nonetheless, Chairman Thapa of Rastriya Prajatantra Party-Nepal also claimed that the institution of revived monarchy will be different than it was in the past. Addressing a press meet organized by Reporters Nepal- Lumbini Zone Chapter in Butwal, May 20, 2013, Thapa said, “The institution of revived monarchy will be a constitutional one and remain under the parliament.”

Ram Bahadur Thapa ‘Badal’ of Nepal Communist Party-Maoist, has clarified that his party is not against holding talks and taking part in the election. However, he said as the rider for talks, the 25-point decree issued by the President must be scrapped, the four-party mechanism must be dissolved and round table conference be held to discuss country’s problems and a government headed by the political parties must be formed.

“The Maoists and Madhesi parties were only focused on maligning the Nepali Congress. Now that there is no confusion among the public, we are certain that our party will win the forthcoming election.” At another plane Poudel also claimed that the UML is also not a trustworthy party. “Indeed they share similar views to us over several contentious issues but we cannot forge election alliance with them as they cannot be trusted.”