Talk of consensus in package…Resham Firiri…Resham Firiri…Udera jaun Ki….

N. P. Upadhyaya

I have been told by my superiors that talks keep one’s health in a very good shape. I have become health conscious these days as we have arrived at a consensus inside our own family. 

So I keep on talking as and when I am free. I can talk anything under the sun. From visualization to globalization and from criminalization to privatization, I can talk for hours although I have no knowledge as regards these frightening opposing topics. I never studied these subjects but yet I more or less have now command on these topics.

It is all learning by doing or even listening.

Yet I keep on talking. When no one is there to talk with me then I begin talking with myself thinking that for talks one doesn’t need a friends or even an enemy.

Talks are after all talks. When talks end then I begin singing Resham Firiri…Resham Firiri…Udera jaun Ki….Resham Firiri…

However, these days I have also learnt on how to initiate talks in package. Package talks are healthy and wealthy as well, I have been told. It could have been this reason that our leaders prefer to talk in a package.

Once I asked a friendly politician that what you the political creatures mean by talks in package?

He said Look! Foolish Upadhyaya! When you talk in package, your are seduced in advance by the one who wants to elevate his ranks and maybe he could send you some dark but loaded Briefcase. The next morning a black car lifts you to the venue of the talks. The venue is surely a five star hotel. Much ahead of the talk begins, you are served a lavish Breakfast which is in a packet. Then the talks begin. Differing views also come in package thus the environment of the talk gets dampened. When all the august speakers finish their flimsy talks, one gentleman, the broker in effect, lifts the microphone and declared that today’s talks have remained inconclusive but yet the majority of the leaders have agreed to have yet another session of talks in package.

Talks continue for an indefinite period but yet it remains incomplete and thus is the demand from the leaders that such more talks must be held in Five Star resort Hotels. The resort hotels too serve in package and sometimes in consensus in that all the food items are mixed in order to provide an impression that package and consensus go together in Nepal.

Finally, the hotel bills too are paid in package. Out of this package, the main coordinator too pockets some hefty amount in package but yet enjoys consensus.

These days, I have begun talking with my own family members in package. They don’t understand but I advise them all to listen to the FM stations who too have begun telling the political stories in package. I am told that there is the prevalence of consensus in between the editors and the announcers at the FM stations.

Interestingly, Nepal President made a fresh meaningless trip to Kuwait in package. He went in package and returned in package. He is soon to visit China in consensus and in package.

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  • Posted on - 2011-03-04    by     N. P Upadhayaya Ji's Fan
  • What a cynical, yet brilliant article ! Or should I say "package" ? Haha ! Good one indeed, Upadhayaya Ji. Your fan from New York.