Nepal: Grand inclusiveness this

Telegraph Nepal, Editorials

Though we the Nepalese have gone astray over these years but yet thank the Almighty, we have kept some of our highly valued and venerated practices intact. NOIDA shake though damaged several of our exceptional identities but yet we the Nepalese did not deter from practicing our time tested time-honored values. So are we fools and thus Bahadurs. It had been rightly said by late Bhupi Sherchan. Salute to the late soul.

Frankly speaking, we are a lot in the comity of nations that would prefer to embrace untimely death yet we would not give up our principles. Thanks NOIDA soupcon that an already inclusive Nepal has become more inclusive. Thanks NOIDA entire team.

Our fresh inclusiveness has several magnitude and fragrance. More than expected one could expect that we have now. We do things with proper and adequate finesse. We have some friends near and far who at times, or even say, more often than not come to extend their unsolicited support. Albeit this support is not at all a free one. We have been accustomed to those strange phenomenons though with heavy heart at times we swallow such erratic acts. Yet we value their squeeze and unwarranted nose poking exercises. No option. Thus it is like more than a Rainbow spectrum where one could only observe seven colors with this naked eye, however, our inclusiveness embraces all the very good and bad things in the name of inclusion. We the Nepalese are excessively liberal and presume that the word “liberalism” may have swept the today’s world right from this ancient nation that we are for sure.

So let’s come to the point after long meaningless write up to which some may not agree. However, the beauty of democracy is “let’s agree to disagree”. We believe in democratic norms and values and thus would not mind any negative comments that it may invite later hopefully.

So our inclusiveness is different than what others perhaps practice across the globe. In the process we have made our defunct and useless money squeezing body of the Constituent Assembly too an extraordinary one in that it includes the declared , to name a few, rapists, alcoholics, extortionists, role model in the acts of kidnapping, mind blowing RED DIPLOMATIC PASSPORT sellers, dacoits, leaders of armed gangs, the ones who flee with other’s wives, experts in pushing forged and fake medical bills for reimbursements from the CA accounts departments and also the ones who sleep inside the CA hall when the body is in full session.

Can one expect such a fine inclusiveness in the entire world to have been in existence? Thanks we have the ones mentioned above right inside one single hall, built by the friend in the North, who have made the country pleasingly an inclusive one.

But yet the question is that how could these experts in differing naughty disciplines manage to live together and very surprisingly they have lived together, in effect, sucking the CA body, for near to four years. Some more years likely to be added. Our inclusiveness inside the CA hall with 601 white dangerous phantom(s) is such that these elements, the burden for mother Nepal that they are for certain, enjoy the government perks on a regular basis and the notable thing is that they even don’t feel ashamed for pocketing regular monthly salaries and that too for doing no jobs. We are magnanimous in every sense of the term. This speaks of our rich culture as we have a practice of not protesting these pleasing evils by coming into the streets instead we prefer to deride at these ugly creature inside our private residences or as and when we talk to our close friends. The media is tired of writing their dirty stories.

Thus it could be said that we are more than happy with the kind of inclusiveness that we have at the moment.

Shyam Sunder Gupta, a CA member now in police custody, is learnt to have excelled all of his dangerous compatriots, save a few kind souls. He was found by the yet another lousy Nepal police that he was involved in kidnapping a Nepali businessman, Pawan Sanghai for extortion purposes of astronomical amount. He was arrested by the police but Prabhu Sah who has been found engaged in murder of Kashi Ram Tiwari is yet to draw the attention of the Nepal police. Perhaps Mr. Sah doesn’t want his inclusion in the custody. May be the Nepal Maoists prefer his inclusion in the party to remain intact.

Finally, how Nepal is practicing the idea of inclusion could best be summarized below.

Nepal Prime Minister born in Khoplang, Gorkha, JNU graduate and an exposed hibernation dweller of NOIDA, New Delhi.

Gorka to JNU to NOIDA. What a grand fusion? This is inclusiveness. Not only Nepali inclusion but India also falls under our inclusion theory. Countries across the world may prefer to copy the Nepali model. Glaring example of inclusion of Nepal in India which is what PM Bhattarai is thinking about these days which become clear from his fresh dangerous utterances.

Exemplary inclusion this. ( Editorial-The Telegraph Weekly dated January 25, 2012).

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Comments

Posted on - 2012-02-10 by gaunle
Intention of having 601 CA members was not bad but it failed miserably.It had proportional representation alright but were not free to act as they were there representing various political parties-they could't have bypassed their parent parties.